Idol's Sarver on Regis and Kelly

Last week, Michael Sarver was voted off American Idol after not cutting the mustard during "Motown" week. He is now strutting his stuff all over tarnation on all the big, national talk shows, performing to his best, so noone will forget him.

Big surprise! Not good at Motown? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this out.

So, whyyyye...would this rugged, oil-rigger, red neck country boy from Jasper, TX perform a Josh Groban-esque ballad, "You're not alone," or something, on the Regis and Kelly show today?

Who picked out this song for him? What a big honkin' disaster!

Does this look like the face of a ballad singer? Heck, no. Sarver, you need to lean on your shovel a bit to figure out what you're gonna be. Then, git off the hog and go sing country! Woo hoo!

On a side note -- Don't the 'Final 10' American Idol contestants have the absolute best harmonies of any of the other Final 10 in Idol history? I might actually have to buy a ticket to see them when they make their "after the season" rounds. Usually, they sound like a bunch of prima donnas competing to be heard, clashing, and running over eachother like a Mac truck! What a great group!